mergles

General frustration with any situation and or the dissatisfaction of the world laying down on you.

A lovely young woman in a beautiful white evening dress is the unsightly victim of an automobile splashing street water all over her.

"Mergles," is her response.

by Nicholaskun November 13, 2006

Merge Molester

Similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.

Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.

.....aaaaand there he goes. Man, if I knew my kid did that, I'd disown him. Hope that frikken' merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket Ford Escort when he tries weaselling back in.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

merghin

Ejaculate extracted from a corpse before the embalming process has occurred.

Tina: Oh man, I really wanted to have kids with Jim, but I just found out he died in a freak construction accident.
Jill: It's fine, just run down to the morgue and grab a cup of his merghin before the coroner gets in.

by Lord Asparagus July 26, 2016

mergani

Mergani is a very emotional person with a cocky and arrogant front and they often don’t live up to their arrogance due to their appearance and shallow character

Girl:OMG have you seen how arrogant he is
Girl:He’s such a Mergani

by aNd i OoP— May 27, 2019

The Merger

That one unwanted friend that pushes his/her way into the friend group. The one that no one knows how they got into the group and no one likes. They usually start by following your group around until they are a common appearance and are progressively more annoying as they merge deeper into the group.

Jake: How the hell did we let the merger in the group chat, all he does is follow us around.
Rick: Idk someone else added him.

Jake: goddamn it now we have to make another one, Just act like we still use the first one.

Rick: k, thank god.

by Get tf off my lawn April 8, 2019

Mergen Dergen

Mergen Dergen is used in place of other words that you just can't remember or say at the moment.

Go get that mergen dergen on the shelf.

by Donut August 2, 2004

mergeclochard

The affectionate nickname for a moderator who merges similar threads on a regular basis.

Named after NBF's Off Topic moderator.

"Dude, your thread just got mergeclocharded! Next time use the search you n00b!"

by member May 23, 2006