danger meeting

The opposite of a safety meeting. Doing a round of shots with drinking compatriots, preferably of the hardest booze available.

Dr. Burger: "That safety meeting started the day on quite a positive note."
Dr. Box: "A danger meeting will sort you right the fuck out!"

by Hammond Burger VII March 21, 2014

text mexting

a form of sexting that involves sending pictures of your junk from a chili's to-go restroom

yeah bro i was totally text mexting her while i was im the bathroom

by assholeathogwarts March 21, 2017

Post-meeting depression

The nostalgic feeling that you experience when you meet your long-distance bestie — that’s post-meeting depression.

The moment you two divide, you may feel like the world’s about to end. But no worries, friend. Distance will be broken. You’re meant to be, no matter what.

«Hey, I just got on the train.»
«You‘re not having post-meeting depression, aren’t you?»
«Doesn’t matter. We’re all under the same sky, after all.»

by uovo July 16, 2020

4:30 Meeting

Needing to take a large dump usually after work or school at around 4:30

I haven't had my 4:30 meeting today, I am about to dump in sexy dance fighting!

by Bobs Burgers November 14, 2014

animal jam mating

When people on Animal Jam have sex. It's absolutely disgusting and against the rules. It has declined in popularity, though. One popular mater who still uploads is Cakie AJ. She somehow managed to get 50 subscribers.

A: Hey bro! Wanna mate on Animal Jam?
B: Naw that's nasty 💀 Imagine doing animal jam mating

by brecki October 20, 2022

safety meeting

Code for anytime you are smoking pot.

Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.

by harm May 13, 2005

Safety Meeting

Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.

All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?

by swivet February 5, 2010