Meat

The scale by which the aptitude of a football player is measured.

That was a meaty sack.
This line is straight meat.
What a meaty block!
MEAT!

by DonJuff November 30, 2013

meat

the juicy wet pussy of a girl. shes so wet she gets her cum all over her pussy making it juicy meat! :-)

her meat was so juicy i couldnt resist eating it!

by CARNE ASADA October 2, 2005

Meat

To be lazy, lethargic; To not be good, boring.

I'm so meat right now
This is so meat
I'm meat

by Right Hea June 9, 2008

meat

A Broad who let's everybody hit.

Dont nobody want to marry Felecia,she tha meat.

by Koop July 24, 2008

meats

synonym for food, basically; especially that actually made of meat. Could be chicken, beef, pork, fish, squirrel, rat - whatever.

"Got some meats?" --could be heard emanating from under an overpass, near a ditch, in a corner, inside a dumpster, etc. Typically heard in or near low-income areas, certainly those bereft of the finer things in life.

"My boy wit dat broken shoppin' cart over dey - he runnin' meats n' shih, if ya gotz fiddy cent." (I.E., the man over there is selling some meats in his shopping cart.)

by Jez'reel's Turf September 16, 2007

Meat Pattie

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Meat Toboggan

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

by Djmym October 9, 2015