Melted gum

Ejaculating in ones pants. Referring to when you wash your pants and you leave gum in it. When you take it out, it's a slimy mess.

"Dude, I just gave my girlfriend melted gum". "No way, I bet she was pissed when she went to grab her phone out of her pocket"!

by EagerMcBeaver772 October 26, 2011

meaterial

The stuff Lady Gaga has her clothes made from

- Wow, looks how cool Lady Gaga's clothes look!
- Yeah, they're made from the finest meaterial.

by Contro-colvin October 4, 2012

melted

mental-gone a tad bit mad

have u melted? melted in the brain?

by mani August 4, 2003

melted candle

External female genitalia (vulva). From the TV Show Significant Others.

Man, she had a hairy melted candle.

by Dante March 7, 2005

Melted

Bummer; what a waste; sucks to be you

Mary: I booked cinema tickets for tomorrow and now we don't have a day off school then!
John: Melted

by Mick O Morrissey December 5, 2009

melted ice cream

Melted ice cream is a near definition of semen or sperm.

Maximus : Alena makes me produce melted ice cream
Sawyer: What the fuck dude?

by Coke/Seven/HighKey/HiC July 5, 2017

Ham MEATer

A measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or competition setting.
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL

-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"

-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"

by V-Squad vb October 7, 2010