The Peter Allen Method

To find an answer that is clearly wrong by making up a method and using bad assumptions.

Guy 1: I think Jimmy is going to make the fluids final easy

Guy 2: How on earth did you come up with that theory?

Guy 1: The Peter Allen Method

by Dr. Chuang April 13, 2010

New York method

The application of brute force to make an object budge or to pry it out of a tight container.

The ciecuit board got jammed in the grill from the air conditioner. Get the pliers, Mark. I think we'll need to use the New York method to get that sucker out!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

water method

1.when in the shower, a woman might take the shower head and change the setting so the water comes out of about 4 holes
and this woman might lay down on the floor or whatever and spread her legs and take the shower head and put it up against her clit sometimes causing an orgasim to take place
2. shower masturbation
3. masturbation that a woman can use during her period that cleans the vagina and does not get her hands dirty.

"why does the water sound like it is comming out harder?"

"maybe she is massaging her back"

"maybe that is why she is moaning!"

"oh crap she is using the water method again!"

by your mother May 7, 2005

methodist wine

grape juice. originates from the fact that methodist churches use grape juice in place of wine.

pass me some methodist wine

by hurcha94 November 21, 2011

Meloosh

A word used to describe someone or something that 'has it all'.

"Damn, he is so meloosh!"
"Wow, that song was just meloosh."

by el2642 January 9, 2016

Methocrat

A drug-addled constituent who votes counter to logic or reason. Their votes are based on how they feel about someone, or how they feel about something. Rarely do they exhibit reason of any kind.

That Methocrat came all the way out here from the comfort of her double-wide to support Trump and to score a quarter.

Neither Democrat nor Republican, but a lot of both, meet the Methocrat. His favorite pastime is doing a line and trolling librals on the internet.

by Noir March 6, 2017

Method hide-and-seek

When a girl tucks her belly fat into her pants to appear skinnier.

“That broad over there is definitely playing method hide-and-seek.”

by MrSedg January 28, 2021