Megumislefteyelashes

Megumislefteyelashes, aka a super cool mutual with funny videos on tiktok. They make me laugh everytime and they laugh at mine i love them <3

Hey look it’s a Megumislefteyelashes tiktok, so funny i am crying rn

by ramiisaboveyou June 5, 2021

Purple McGuire

Another word for autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you know how David Carradine died? He gave himself a Purple McGuire.

by KrebsWorld June 11, 2014

Kole megusta

A red head with balls of steel who’s centimeter Da feeter can rock any one’s world and Is a drug lord who does his own supply

Kole Megusta is a cool guy

by Kole megusta daddy September 4, 2022

Deryn David Maguire

AN ABSOLUTE STUD. nothing stands in Deryns way so beast at everything including snorting illegal substances and MC Pat Flynn. Everywhere Deryn goes is an instant party. he is the heart and soul of the party the party is lifeless without Deryn. Has a great taste in Music with MC Pat Flynn topping all of his playlist. such a hero and inspires everyone to be a better person. GREAT GUY

Look over there its Deryn David Maguire. You know the guy with the nice legs and is sooooooooooooo fit.

by IM NO IAN May 7, 2020

Jerry Maguire moment

A person who is up late at night and is suddenly struck with an idea that will radically change the misdirection his company has been taking. Usually accompanied with regret the next morning after having realized how foolhardy it was. As seen in the film Jerry Maguire.

Sorry boss, I had a Jerry Maguire moment last night.

by mam25 December 5, 2009

Emily Maguire

Emily Maguire is the producer for the Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw show on 100.7 Jack FM in San Diego. She is insanely hot and is allergic to getting laid. She has an incredible box and will pry it open for any listener who asks her to do it. Unfortunately, it's not the one men want to get access to.

She made a list of 30 things she wanted to do before she turned 30 and apart from a few of those things accomplished; she failed miserably.

If there is a God above, Emily Maguire will throw caution to the wind and throw me a shot.

by unrealgecko August 22, 2011

meggitt

A Meggitt is generally considered as a collective noun for a large group of brain cells accumalated in one person to create frankly a MOTHER FUCKING GENIUS. If a person has a meggitt they are likely to end up a songwriter or studying classics at cambridge

her meggitt is incredible
a meggitt tumour

by Millie Taylor January 14, 2010