Lazer Mazer

When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”

"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.

"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer

by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009

Mazenod

An all boys gay cunt catholic school filled with gimps and teachers that are more concerned about the length of your hair than your education.

Oh you go to mazenod must be a gimp

by Dig Bick 666 May 10, 2019

Mazen

Mazen is one of the cutest, smartest, goofiest, and most caring guy you will ever meet. Once you start getting to know him he will always want to make sure your ok and never feeling hurt and if you are he will help you feel better. Mazen cares about his family and friends and has one of the cutest smiles you have ever seen. if you ever get a Mazen... DONT LET HIM GO!

person 1: yo who is that guy? he's so cute
person 2: that's Mazen isn't he perfect.

by babessss December 27, 2018

Mazeltov Cocktail

The unexpected disclosure of a person's Jewishness in, or creating, an extremely awkward or combustible situation.

In his autobiography The Ragman's Son, Kirk Douglas (nee Issur Danielovich) recounts many instances of confronting anti-Semitism he encounters by people unaware the actor himself is Jewish. In a particularly notable example, Douglas explodes a Mazeltov Cocktail in the face of an anti-semitic actress immediately after bedding her, remarking at the climactic moment, "I am a Jew...You are being f...d by a Jew."

by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012

Mazerlean

So mazerlean is when somone tells you somthing but it’s not amazing and it’s bit worthless it’s just alright so u say mazerlean.

I got some new shoes

Mazerlean

by Harrison the amazing beast :- January 9, 2019

Mazenod

A strong and based school thats uniform really kicks ass. Everyone who goes to this school is a teacher beater and potentially an active shooter waiting to be unchained.

Mazenod is just down there.

by Johntavious Bingleton May 28, 2023

Dylan Mazeau

One who has alien fetishes and likes teh wieners.

Boy: Dude, you know that Dylan Mazeau?
Girl: Ya, I heard he has alien nude pictures on his phone!

by whatintheWORLDDD? May 24, 2011