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Wet Matilda

When you blow in someone's asshole after they fresh out of the shower or bath.
"Hey babe, im going to go take a shower and I want you ready to give me a wet Matilda."
by miss_sunshine87 November 17, 2017
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Waltzing Matilda

A phrase used to describe having sexual relations with a homeless person or "hobo." The phrase originated from an Australian Folk Song of the same name, which tells the story of a lonely "swagman" (a man who travels the country on foot looking for work) who carries all his belongings in a "Matilda" (a particular term for a bag). He sings affectionately to his Matilda because it is the only company he has.
Man, you were trashed last night. You committed a Waltzing Matilda.
by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010
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lavender from Matilda

big hair
alien head
glasses
crazy expression
over dramatic
aka
DONNA PRATT =
'OMG U guyssss'
'frank your so gayy'
'really?'
' i am not lavender from matilda' :(:(:(
you will hear quotes like this
by frankfrank90210 May 6, 2009
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port matilda

A shit hole town in central Pennsylvania, surrounded by college sloots, druggies, fuckboys and home of the largest Fuckboy in the US, his mommy and daddy buy him whatever he wants. The shittiest shit hole in all the world .

Such a lovely shit hole Port Matilda.
Fuckboy's Shit Hole, he is def from Port Matilda,
by Shit hole dweller 13 March 4, 2016
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Gunvor Matilda

Gunvor Matilda is a wonderful woman with loads of radiant energy and charisma. Her laugh sound like a wave crashing into the shore and her smile is warm and contagious. She’s the most beautiful being in the world, with freckles and big blue eyes with a golden stream.

She’s also very creative and plays piano like a goddess, Beethoven is her bitch. She also paints a lot better than you. But even though she’s best at everything she’s humble and kind to everyone she meets. Sometimes when she makes pancakes it gets messy and occasionally leaves the dishes for a while, but that’s okay cause she’s amazing either way and I would clean every pancake off the floor or dish just to be near her.

Gunvor Matilda is very smart and funny and it never gets boring to hang out with her. The conversation gets on for hours and hours. She’s also sexy and will steal your girl, so watch out!
”Omg you know Gunvor Matilda?! She’s so cool and funny!!!”

”I wish I could be like Gunvor Matilda, she’s a piano goddess and so hot.”
by Fipppp November 23, 2021
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the matilda character

when the main character of a show/movie is treated like shit and just takes the pain till they breakdown in tears
Nadine in “the edge of seventeen” is the matilda character
by www.pimpdaddy.com July 29, 2022
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Caroline Matilda

Someone who deserves the world, she is funny, positive, unique and has a heart of gold. Anyone would be lucky to be friends with a Caroline Matilda
Did you see Caroline Matilda? She's a cool person!
by Jamiesh December 9, 2022
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