methingham

nick for effingham, il, the shittiest place in the world

"are you seriously from methingham? what a fucking loser"

by r3t4rd•w• October 5, 2019

Matching Random Words With Random Definitions

Some one who make up stupid ass words or statements and match them with stupid ass definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "What have had you busy for the last few days?"

Person 2: "Ohh that, it's nothin I'm just Matching Random Words With Random Definitions."

Person 3: "Who the fuck does that, it's retarded!"

Person 1: "I know right."

Person 2:"Fuck you guys!"

by Illiterate_Fuck December 11, 2020

mathanghi

one of the best girls out there. kind, beautiful, brave - check, check, and check... if u ever come across one, make sure to keep her close to you and never let go, as they are extremely rare to come by

person 1: I met a Mathanghi the other day
person 2: WHAT? did you let her go? no wayy

by freakyfishyfishy March 15, 2022

Hideous Matching Disease

The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's

She has the Hideous matching disease.

by C J F September 12, 2008

mashing potatoes

The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.

I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.

by MajorRaze October 14, 2011

matching grass

a term that actually means matching graphs, but can also be used in term of smoking weed.

dude wanna go match some grass

by thize chizeat April 7, 2003

glans matching

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.

Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.

by tory borty August 27, 2013