Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Macias, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!
by Autistic_lives_matter March 06, 2019
Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.
by Insta-@the.outsiders.edits75 January 25, 2020
Mathew gray gubler is a sexy fuck who I want to rail me from the show criminal minds I am in love with him
I love Mathew gray gubler
by Surprise shawty January 12, 2021
The most perfect guy in the world. He makes you wet. He sells buckets of cum. He is a pussy magnet when he wears his empyres. Everything about him is amazing. His eyes are perfect, his lips are perfect, his smile is perfect. He is also a great skateboarder.
Oh, Who is that over there! That's Jay Mathew Ibarra. Jay Mathew Ibarra makes me horny. I can fuck him all day!
by pp.poopoo26 December 24, 2021
Has a emo haircut and massive caterpillar eyebrows. Strictly a metal listener but he prefers more Metalcore than 1980's metal. Grows intense long white testicle hair and his body is shaped of that of a peach.
by leave me malone October 11, 2018
The man of our dreams, so sexy and hot. We all wanna fuck him. Black luscious hair and a sexy mustache. Dick is HUGEEE. And we worship him.
by NoBody6969Daddy February 02, 2021
by Mad man matty February 26, 2022