Matao

A matao can give a girl the time she needs. He is loving and caring and will shut you up with his dick.

Matao is all the girls want in bed.

by Daddy Ayo October 29, 2018

Matamoras

Matamoras is a small town neighboring Port Jervis. A square mile in size. One fire house, one bank, 3 cig shops, no bars, 1 park, no beaches, Nothing for kids to do. Local police that patrol a single square mile of nothing give everyone shit. Local kids mostly travel outside town to do anything intresting.

J: Man I fucking hate Matamoras
S: At least its not Port Jervis
J: Good Point.

by JxRyan August 15, 2006

Matalan Crew

Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.

Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?

Crew Member: I'll go check

(2 seconds later)

Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you

by POPEYE.-) July 7, 2010

Shootz Mahalo

Greatest Respect... Defined in English meaning "Right on Thank You" Universal Use...Shootz We Go...

Shootz Mahalo Aloha Hawaii

by ShootzMahalo January 5, 2014

matatoes

Mashed Potatoes. ma-tatoes.

-Would you like some more matatoes?
-No thank you, I have had enough matatoes.

by star6 January 9, 2009

matloe matress

someone who has sex with many navy men , often these girls are underage

she shagged 6 navy men ,wat a matloe matress

by constipated-dildos October 8, 2009

Matao

He is smart, very funny, caring, and nice and handsome. He is fun to be around. He looks out for whoever he cares about.

That guy over there is always helping people out ...

He is probably a matao

by ProGamer83 August 13, 2019