Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins
"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice
by thegayestnays.com November 07, 2022
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emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
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Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad
"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."
by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022
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masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where
C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch
by Beastiality is legal April 18, 2018
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masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.
Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.
by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016
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