marriage

permanent behavior modification program

The only thing that could change his man whoring behavior was erectile dysfunction, castration, and/or marriage.

by bertram jennings November 2, 2012

marriage

The part of life where God unites two different persons through its sacrament.

when do you want to talk about our marriage

by Koh3isHart August 24, 2014

marriage

much less sex to the woman the man loves.

the woman chops her beautiful long hair.

"even though we have a new marriage, does not give you the selection to slice your hair off.

by pnamajck November 1, 2010

marriage

The last legal form of slavery.

Wife: Honey, can you go pick up the kids from school? I'm exhausted from buying groceries today.

Husband: FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND THIS WHOLE MARRIAGE THING.

by PNwest December 17, 2008

marriage

verb. The act of marriage (as in on a daily basis). Contextual, only usuable in the context of spouses, never with parents, childrlen, siblings, or animals (at least in most states, need to follow up on Texas).

I marriage you. I can't tonight, I'm marriaging. How did I marriage her today?

by Love ya Jen June 4, 2010

Marriage

A relationship that lasts for long where a woman takes control of what you do and what you have (basically a woman controlling your shit)

No Example Of Marriage

by Heyhey283 June 11, 2018

Marriage

Mostly for a mans enjoyment and Sex and Sandwiches

"Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, wife" Todd said after they had sex. This was their life after they decided marriage was the best way to further their relationship

by Js414 October 18, 2012