De'Markus

Generially a short African American, or just African man that generially suffers from use of preformance enhancing drugs and very, VERY small genitalia. Therefore, "De'Markus" is the Asian man of the African American community.

"In a porno, you can guess a black man's name by his height, and size of his wang. If he's short, and his ding-dong is literally concave, then his name is (most likely) De'Markus."

by TheSpyder February 5, 2012

Makuka

A man With LIPS THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE AND IS VERY DUMB

DAMN I WANT MAKUKA'S LIPS ON MY SHLONG

by GET MEMED March 22, 2017

Markus

Markus suffers from a serious nicotine addiction and will always be a big virgin. He always complains about being single and is looking for someone to bang before he turns 17. Hopeless case.

oh yeah Markus is a massive virgin

by Bel-end October 5, 2020

Markuss

I have known a Markuss my whole life and wll this is what i think of him... Big Belly, small PP

"How was it? "bad"
"Oh it must've been a Markuss"

by kkkkkkraukkklis July 19, 2020

Markus and Martinus

They are fucking gay nibbas who have been summoned by Satan to terrorize our ears with abissmal music.

Fucking retard: I kinda like Markus and Martinus
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case

by Apehue December 23, 2019

markkeying

mucking about, not working and a right royal pain in the arse

Oh will you stop markkeying

by Ade Bourgerey March 9, 2010

Markus Johnson

A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face

That’s a Markus Johnson run

by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018