Marcel

Marcel loves Vodka espacally the Puschkin Vodka

he gets always rejected by 8th graders
He calls himself car guy but dosnt even know something about cars
He loves to party

marcel has a small cock

marcel have a small cock

by druckrollen November 22, 2021

Marcel

he will make u laugh ur fucking ass off, but at the cost of him getting sent to the principals office

marcel: "All my kids, uncles and parents call me daddy".
Kid:" ohhh yes daddy!!"

Marcel" y are u gay???"
Kid:" I'am not...

by susy daddy February 25, 2022

Captain Marcel

A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.

Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.

by Shady256969 February 12, 2022

Marcel

Cooler than a febreeze ad, men want to be him women want to be with him and his penis resembles a 2 foot banana laying on its side... He can fuck aroumd corners

Marcel fucked a bish from round the block

by Lecramnannanerb December 23, 2021

MARCEL

listen here bitches, anyone with anything nice to say about marcel has it coming for her. He is mine. He is my sweet lovely wonderful amazing boy who lights up my world with his most amazing smile in the world. And guess what? he only wants/loves me. so back off ladies. get you a second-tier marcel because i got the first and i don't plan of letting go anytime soon. So either get in line, or back the f* off.

Girl 1 : Oh he's fine !

Girl 2 : Don't look ! It's her Marcel ! She will kill all of us !

by ichbindiebeste February 26, 2023

marcel

Marcels do not have a last name. They are simply called Marcel. That's what makes them special and mysterious.
They are good magicians though.

written and published by Marcel.

All rights reserved by Marcel.

If you have any questions, just contact Marcel.

by flackerflav November 22, 2021

Marcel Bras

A Marcel Bras pretty much will kill you or/and anything in his path, so he is pretty much a homicidal maniac.

History:
A Marcel Bras is an extremely effective killer and should be feared, he was born and bred in Poland and was taught the ways of the polaks until he reached the age of 12.

It is unknown of his kill amounts, however, it is most certainly in the thousands, no one has escaped hm.

Guy: "get out of my way"
Marcel Bras: *uses his mystic teachings*
guy: *dies*

by GeneralThatGuy April 24, 2019