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Moral Majority

A group of Christians who believe that it is their burden (very similar to the white man's burden in Africa) to impose their "morality," which apparently has been endorsed by a so-called son of God who has been missing (or dead) for the past 2000 years, the same amount of time that his return has been imminent. The only way to do this, of course, is to get into politics, the most amoral activity on the planet. When dealing with the Moral Majority, watch out for harsh judgements, death threats, and an occasional lie, since this is all in the son of God's book, the Bible.
The Moral Majority have forced school prayer on all students under penalty of crucifiction.
by junk food for the brain April 22, 2005
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major key

Something that is essential to have in a certain situation. Can be in the form of advice, or a some sort of object.
Major Key - Trust no one

Major Key - If they don't want you to succeed, then fuck em.
by ItsMeMaxK May 10, 2016
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history major

One of the only true majors out there. One of the only majors where you receive a real education. All "great" people had some knowledge of history. An opposite of this major would be a Business Administration Major. One does not necessarily have to become a history teacher upon graduation. Hell, a history major without much direction could become that business major's boss someday.
Oh, you're a Business major? What you're still taking ESL classes? No, not all history majors become teachers.
by Tzeentch June 13, 2007
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Major Tom

It is a way to masterbate where you jack off normally, but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."

As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."

If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment. By hyperventilating and jumping up, you are literally cutting your brain off from oxygen. No oxygen = no consciousness.

After passing out you come crashing down with a thunderous boom. This is called "Reentry"

It is at this point where your mother walks in to see you laying there covered in your "Star Dust". Be sure to glare at her with the confidence of Buzz Aldrin. She will then stomp out of the room without saying a word. This part is called "Disappointing your mother."

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I performed a Major Tom last night. I still have not left my room. I don't know what to say to my mom.
by Peanuts and the Gang June 30, 2019
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drum major

A person who conducts a marching band or drum corp that is not the director.
Example: She used to be a drum major but now she marchs.
by OnePiecePirate October 13, 2003
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Caffeine Major

(n): a college major, the pursuit of which requires copious amounts of work and lack of sleep.
Architecture, Mechanical Engineering, Computer Science are examples of caffeine majors.
by orient666 May 17, 2010
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e major

e major is when you finger yourself or a guy that fingers the girl. you treat the vaginal area as a fret of a guitar.
women: omg girl my man played e major for me all night
girl: really how was it
by ~krissymoi~ December 16, 2011
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