unscheduled maintenance

Something that the company Nexon does when the game Maplestory is down for everyone

Mapler: Hey GM, when will unscheduled maintenance end?
GM: i don't know or care just give me your money!
Mapler: :(

by TheCity_ December 2, 2016

High Maintenance

Alyce Gray

Alyce Gray is high maintenance

by Frenchie19 October 20, 2020

Jonny From Maintenance

When someone uses mechanical lubricants to masturbate

Greg got caught pulling a Jonny From Maintenance with the 10w30

by The Roc Nights March 21, 2019

low-maintenance jostle

Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.

When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.

by The Original Slim Bavis November 25, 2003

space suit maintenance

Jerkin' it because you have to, not because you are in the mood.

"I heard Gary quit watchin' porn." "Does he still jerk it?" "Yeah but only space suit maintenance."

by the_$tarter November 19, 2013

high maintenance

A best friend you don't want.

Kara is so high maintenance.

by YourRealMum September 2, 2016

Percussive maintenance

The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.

Yeaaaaaa I used percussive maintenance on her all night, bet she can't even walk now.

by Skœll June 5, 2019