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Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note, much like spam in a mailbox.
“Dude, could you please shut up? You’re being a real mailbox right now.”
by OhWeeWeeGee January 25, 2023
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Mailbox

Mailbox is a sexy good man who serves under Lord Rainku
someone : who is mailbox?
Rainku: none other then my loyal right hand man silly muggle
by Mailbox#0002 December 16, 2022
mugGet the Mailboxmug.

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.
Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.
by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021
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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
mugGet the Keep your dick out of your mailboxmug.

shitty mailbox

A gay man's dick's favorite place in the whole world.
I'm going to dick him in his shitty mailbox if you know what I mean.
by I_dont_know_why_im_here December 9, 2017
mugGet the shitty mailboxmug.

The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.
I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!
by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022
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Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 14, 2020
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