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MASKTARD

THOSE IDIOTS WHO THINK WEARING A MASK STOPS EVERYTHING.
HEY MASKTARD,ITS A TIGER EATING YOU, THE MASK WONT HELP !!!!!
by Wayne M. October 7, 2020
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Master Of Smells

The Master Of Smells is a mysterious near-mythical man-creature who has the ability to summon and manipulate any smell in the universe. He is surrounded by a constant, horrendous odour that makes it near-impossible to approach him. He also carries with him an enchanted satchel which contains many sacred and rare scents. It is widely believed that the Master is the most powerful force in creation.

Other titles attributed to the Master are:

Lord Of the Nostril,
Conductor Of Odours,
Ruler of Essence,
The Monarch of Aroma
Master Of Smells: "Hand me ma' satchel.. ma' satchel of smells"
by JohnnyNiles April 18, 2009
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master cocksmith

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013
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master out

To leave a PhD program partway through with a Master's degree, rather than completing the program. May go on to transfer to a different institution to complete the PhD there
"I ultimately plan to master out and move to Europe, do a PhD there - better work-life balance"
by Anomaly13 March 1, 2019
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Masarize

To Masariz (n.) is to destroy something regardless of your own safety since it's negligible masarian-wise.
Masari Is the noun for the person who causes Masarization. It also can be used to describe someone who had gone insane and sat fire to his car. A Masari would be great in size, have massive boobs regardless of their sex, and have a fake cute attitude.
Abdullah was involved in a car crash, he completely masarized the car but he's okay though.
He was dancing in the bathtub when he masarized the bathroom marble.
The hostile made demands from the police as he threatened to murder the hostage ; he turned into an absolute Masari!
by LucidR October 27, 2019
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procrasta-masta

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!
Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!
by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008
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Pajero Master

A master of being a pajero. Chronic Masturbater. One who wrestles with the chicken too much and becomes skilled in doing so. Pa-Je-Ro.
Oscar- Hey Ariel, stop being a pajero master!!
by Ariel Caceres January 21, 2010
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