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MYSTERY WHORE

WON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE 'TILL AFTER YOU HAVE SEX
Vanderbilt: So seraph, how much of a pedophile do you feel like right now?
Vanderbilt: Even though you don't know what the other two girls look like.
Seraph: uhm...
Kassie: MYSTERY WHORE
by DandyVandy September 28, 2011
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danish mystery

The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.
'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'

or

'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'
by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015
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mystery time

Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.
John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..
by Why is this not a word yet? January 11, 2016
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mystery shower

When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.
For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.

00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
by JAMwIsE May 20, 2017
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Mysterious Gagger

A man or woman who roams around schools, gagging people with blue roll and paper.
Person 1: I heard Ethan got gagged by the mysterious gagger, again!
Person 2: Bet it was some Reeno
by reenoreenogago June 16, 2017
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Mystery meat

Meat that is ether cheap in price, has strange features and looks/taste disgusting
Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles
by I love my ego April 5, 2022
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Mysterious Maxxing

Mysterious Maxxing is when someone is here one message and gone the next. A serial ghoster who comes back and taunts you. Although your friends may never be aware, don’t be surprised if they also become victims of Mysterious Maxxing. How good are your detective skills cause even Scooby Doo can’t solve this mystery!?
“He’s doing it again! He’s totally Mysterious Maxxing me!”
by Knight2403 September 23, 2022
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