matterdaddy

An invisible object, used only in one context so others will call you their daddy.

Person A: You've got a Matterdaddy on your shoulder!
Person B: Whats a Matterdaddy?
Person A: Nothing son.

by MHSWrestler May 7, 2005

fecal matter

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.

Overheard at the Senate hearings-
Senator McCain: "General Petraeus, What is your opinion on the Fecal Matter?"
General Petraeus: "Sir? You are referring to the situation in Iraq, sir?"
McCain: "What? What in God's name are you talking about?"
Petraeus: "You were asking me about the bad situation we are in with Iraq?"
McCain:"What the hell? No I wasn't, you nincompoop! I just shit myself. I'm 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these damnable hearings. I just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers."
Petraeus: "I'm not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir"
McCain: "Very good, Petraeus. That will be all... Where the hell is my nurse?"

by Pantaloon January 30, 2008

is just a matter of perspective

this sentence means, grasping something and consequently bringing its entity to cognitive existence, has not a unique shape and it depends on a viewpoint of the observer and therefor its a subjective thing not objective .

Truth is just a matter of perspective : there is no unique definition for any kind of truth , anyone can judge a thing for himself as a truth .

by arashzp November 15, 2011

Muttard

A hybrid of the word mutt and retard

Dude 1: Look at that ugly muttard over there.
Dude 2: Bro, isn't that your ex missus?

by Tricky1979 April 22, 2019

Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.

As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."

by MrZero May 18, 2009

dont matter had sex

When you have smash a girl and maybe your friends also smashed and your not smashing no more. Or meet someone you dont know who also has smashed the same girl

"We both had sex with her bro. Whaaaattt?" Nice! "dont matter had sex"

by Gangbang69 June 22, 2014

Dark matter reactor

Metal balls middle of four pew pew things lol

Dark matter reactor go brr when meltdown

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt August 31, 2021