mushy

'The Ginger Boffin's' colloquial slang word for a Mustache. Alternatively, the name of her Grandmothers late cat, Mushy.

"My Grandma's cat's called Mushy."
"My, my, my Jonny, you have one mighty mushy there on yow top lip."
"Stop ticklin' my bushy, with your mushy!"

by The Ginger Boffin April 17, 2008

mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

Mushy Milkshake

The sex term, “mushy milkshake”, is when a man, diarrheas into another man’s asshole, and then sticks his penis inside the man’s asshole, and keeps it in until ejaculation. Post-ejaculation, the man pours the concoction into a glass, and the two men enjoy the nice, warm, delicious Mushy Milkshake.

Trevor and his boyfriend Dylan enjoy nightly Mushy Milkshakes.

by John Tortorella December 5, 2024

Mushy

Used to describe men who won't talk to girls in real life. No, he's all about that snapchat quick add life. Probably has a best friends list made of girls from private schools they have never met.

Girl: Who's that cute guy over there?
Me: it's Mushy Matt
Girl: Why do they call him mushy?
Me: He already has your Finsta but won't talk to you
Girl: How?
Me: Yes

by I got nonced June 17, 2020

Mushi

Some guy who probably smells like shit and tends to be unfunny.

“Ew bro what’s that smell?” You deadass smell like Mushi rn”

by morttheshortport November 25, 2021

Push a mushy

Pushing out soft, malleable excrement that one could scuplt into stinky art if they choose to do so.

I had some leftovet Taco Bell and now I need to push a mushy.

by AnnFrankGotGanked October 27, 2023

Mushy Tooshie

When you sneeze into ones butt crack, inputting as much mucus as possible.

Love when a Bro gives me the old mushy tooshie!

by Lord Tweezers November 30, 2019