miseryxchord

Artist and illustrator known for her dramatic figurative work. Her style has been described as "Post-Pre-Raphealite". She works mainly in watercolour and mixed media but also incorporates photography and computer rendered art.

Commercial projects have included "The Men In Black" comic, "Vampire: The Masquerade" RPG, "Vampire: The Eternal struggle" CCG and numerous other comics and games.

Co-founder of The Church of Zen Fatalism

Straightedge and Vegan

Wicked sense of humor

Fierce supporter of Mac computers and SF/East Bay punk rock.

Is terrified of zombies

MiseryXchord dropped a lightningbolt on that kid who was stealing her photos on Buzznet.

by Blaqk Cadillac August 21, 2007

porca miseria

Italian equivalent of 'Misery, you bitch'...you can find it in the old black and white Italian movies of the 1950s. Porca means female pig, dirty female, bitch, and miseria is misery in the socio-economic sense - poverty, adversity etc.
Can also be used as a noun...as in: I work all day and earn una porca miseria for my efforts.

He's walking under a snow storm, soaked, freezing saying out loud: Porca miseria, I can't even get myself a hot drink...

by mariangela ezponda December 15, 2008

Miserable Fuck

A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.

Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.

Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.

Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

Maserati

Maserati is an Italian manufacturer of racing cars and sports cars, established in Bologna. It is a luxury car manufacturer competing directly with Aston Martin and Jaguar, and sometimes with large German mass-producers, including Audi, Mercedes-Benz and BMW. Today, it is owned by the Italian car giant Fiat S.p.A. since 1993. Inside the Fiat Group, Maserati has been initially associated with Ferrari S.p.A., more recently it is part of the sports car Group with Alfa Romeo.

Maserati is one of the best car manufactures in the world.

by dictionaryman412 July 3, 2008

misery index

a number that is the sum of the unemployment rate and the inflation rate. It reflects the overall caliber of a country's prior economic management.

The term was coined by Arthur Okun and was inspired by the Phillips Curve.

During the 1980's and '90's, Austria had the lowest misery index in the world. Unemployment rates AND inflation rates were almost nil.

by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

Lauren Elizabeth Moser

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She will deny that she is beautiful and that just makes her more beautiful. She is the love of my life. Just thinking about her makes any guy smile. If you have a Lauren Elizabeth Moser you are very very lucky. Many men seek a Lauren but few find her. I happen to be lucky and have one. I wouldn't trade her for the world 💗

Friend #1: Damn That Lauren Elizabeth Moser is hot !
Friend #2: Yea I wish I had her.
Friend #1: too bad she's taken by some loser named Alec.

by AlekJacobbEubs February 16, 2015

miserious

adjective
1. wretchedly painful to feel, experience, or embody.

"her heart broke in the most miserious way"

2. (of a person) deliberately causing distress or suffering.
"the evil king was miserious to his people"

My invitation to life is to enter me fully, this requires that I allow even the miserious to flow through me.

by lovehascalledameeting May 15, 2016