muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating

Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet

by Janimal69 October 6, 2017

muddy bloody

whenever you nail a girl in the tailpipe and you pull out and there is anal leakage consisting of shit and blood.

i had to clean the muddy bloody off my bed after i fucked her in her ass.

by willjoekirby September 28, 2004

Muddy Leprechaun

A sexual maneuver involving scat and an Irish midget. Freedom to do whatever is encouraged, but you must ejaculate in an arc to resemble a rainbow.

"Man last night was amazing. We had anal intercourse, and then I gave her a muddy leprechaun."

by Scat 'o' the Irish March 1, 2010

Muddy Muskie

When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.

Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.

by the cock monster March 23, 2009

muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004

Muddy Duckskin

When you fuck a girl in the ass so balls deep, that her shit gets all over your scrotum. You don't notice the wet shit on your sack until you look down. It's quite shocking.

Unlucky Dude: What the quack, Kacie? Your mud is all over my hairy ballsack!

Kacie: It's your own damn fault for penetrating my asshole so gosh darn deep!

Unlucky Dude: Well now I have a Muddy Duckskin...thanks a lot!!!!

by Perv Tycoon February 3, 2014

Muddy Windmill

When a guy sticks his dick in an ass, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill

Steven: "MAN!! last night I gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill... she loved it!"

Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"

by JuneauPankake February 6, 2010