Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

Moldy Hole

When a fat chick masturbates with a cheese stick.

Brad :"Yo I ate bitch out, it tasted like cheese"

Kyle : "Dude, she's got a moldy hole that's why."

by Jews R Us January 3, 2017

moldy slit

A dirty ho who pretends to be prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to fuck my fwb last week.. and didn’t 🙄

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 3, 2017

Moldy closet

A dirty, or stinky butthole

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.

2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!

by CircleJ September 26, 2023

Moldy

Moldy is slang for an old mid take. M(mid) oldy(old) "Moldy" Use this when someone posts or says something Mid and its also old and outdated and probably already used.

You said some moldy asf shit bro, come up with some new shit bro.

by Freewillandforeverwill May 19, 2022