a molded cookie that will give u an infection inside of the eyes, stomach, heart, and sometimes feet. it can also cause lung damage. it can be spreader easily by touch of lips, fingers, and even poop or pee. lol.
by bloblover.28839293938827392882 April 30, 2021
Get the moldy cookiemug. 1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.
2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!
2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!
by CircleJ September 26, 2023
Get the Moldy closetmug. by Asstroman June 19, 2016
Get the moldy priestmug. 
When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023
Get the Moldy Hay Bailmug. The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.
by Porknbns June 26, 2019
Get the MOLDY MUFFmug. Moldy, a gaslight gatekeep girlboss who don't need no fuckin man.She is a lesbian, and is married to scenty. She is a character in hfjone.
by hfjonefan0159391-59105 August 26, 2022
Get the Moldymug.