Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.
If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.
by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020
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"Oh no, he's using the Ryan Mitchell Maneuver!"
"Shit, do I look high enough to pull off a Ryan Mitchell Maneuver?"
"Shit, do I look high enough to pull off a Ryan Mitchell Maneuver?"
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MLITJ is a website made by people who go to Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology. This high school is rated as the number 1 public high school in the U.S.A., and is often locally considered a school for "nerds," due to the required entrance examination and application. The website, which can be found at www.mlitj.com, includes posts from the lives of TJ students that describe how their lives have been affected by TJ.
Today I only had one hour of homework for summer chem. I felt empty because I had nothing to study.
I'm considered weird for not attending summer school. MLITJ
Our freshmen don't sniff crack cocaine. They sniff solder fumes. MLITJ
Three nights ago, I had a dream about taking a compsci final exam (I took compsci two school years ago). Last night I dreamt that I got it back, and I had gotten an 89. I woke up crying. MLITJ
I'm considered weird for not attending summer school. MLITJ
Our freshmen don't sniff crack cocaine. They sniff solder fumes. MLITJ
Three nights ago, I had a dream about taking a compsci final exam (I took compsci two school years ago). Last night I dreamt that I got it back, and I had gotten an 89. I woke up crying. MLITJ
by eaglesflyhigh July 30, 2010
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Know-it-all when it comes to girls. Can predict every move a girl is going to make as well as her entire thought process.
However, he rarely goes for a relationship. He prefers the 'flirt and conquer' method.
He can often be found playing video games or maybe avoiding his parents. He also enjoys jumping on trampolines, and once in a blue moon can be found running to the park. :D
A Mitchell listens better than most other boys. He tries his best to understand and give advice.
But he isn't afraid to let you know what a dumbass you are or how much you worry him sometimes.
He doesn't mind that he constantly has to remind you how much you mean to him because he knows how thick-headed you can be.
A Mitchell enjoys making fun of vegetarians and vegans and holds firm to his belief that meat and chocolate lava cakes are supreme.
Sometimes Mitchell's are jerks but most of the time they mean well and even though the fights can get intense, it's only because they care so much and don't want to see you get hurt or feel like you're being replaced.
He is the best friend one can ask for and will stay around for as long as you will let him, you just gotta let him in and stop building walls.
He prefers girl's hair down and major fan of rappers such as Eminem and Lil' Wayne.
Know-it-all when it comes to girls. Can predict every move a girl is going to make as well as her entire thought process.
However, he rarely goes for a relationship. He prefers the 'flirt and conquer' method.
He can often be found playing video games or maybe avoiding his parents. He also enjoys jumping on trampolines, and once in a blue moon can be found running to the park. :D
A Mitchell listens better than most other boys. He tries his best to understand and give advice.
But he isn't afraid to let you know what a dumbass you are or how much you worry him sometimes.
He doesn't mind that he constantly has to remind you how much you mean to him because he knows how thick-headed you can be.
A Mitchell enjoys making fun of vegetarians and vegans and holds firm to his belief that meat and chocolate lava cakes are supreme.
Sometimes Mitchell's are jerks but most of the time they mean well and even though the fights can get intense, it's only because they care so much and don't want to see you get hurt or feel like you're being replaced.
He is the best friend one can ask for and will stay around for as long as you will let him, you just gotta let him in and stop building walls.
He prefers girl's hair down and major fan of rappers such as Eminem and Lil' Wayne.
Girl: "I like him but I don't know if he likes me... He is so nice all of the sudden! I think he really likes me!"
Mitchell: "It's because he wants something from you. He's going to ask if he can pick you up tonight for a party just wait..."
Girl: "HE TEXTED ME! ...And he asked if I wanted him to come pick me up for a party..."
Mitchell: "It's because he wants something from you. He's going to ask if he can pick you up tonight for a party just wait..."
Girl: "HE TEXTED ME! ...And he asked if I wanted him to come pick me up for a party..."
by justsaymyname<3 April 22, 2011
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A lovable person who is like a little brother. He always has a kind word for anyone who needs one, even people who don't deserve them. He will always be loved more than he knows, and is the most amazingest person anyone could ever meet. Those he holds close should know how lucky they are, because his words and his humor is one of the best of anyone. If you are having a bad day, contact Mitchy.
by Jake v3 September 13, 2019
Get the Mitchy mug.Easily one of the best female musicians/songwriters. Her music is somewhat of a mix of folk, jazz and a bit of pop. If you'd listen to her, you'd wonder on why people like Britney Spears and Avril Lavinge are still making music.
by KyLe March 24, 2005
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