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scratch.mit.edu 

it's a website where loads of 9 year olds say things like "f4f bra" or "im reporting you 4 bein mean to me"
the actual website isn't bad, it's just the people who use it. people who use it are known as 'scratchers' and if you're a n00b then you're a 'new scratcher' if you manage to leave the site without being mentally scarred then I respect you.
Player 1: Hey! Did you hear of scratch.mit.edu?
Player 2: Don't talk about it. You'll never come out alive
Player 3: I heard...that the scratch team ban you for saying the word 'stupid'
Players 1 & 2 & 3: *shudders*
scratch.mit.edu by Diavi January 1, 2017
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Ph.D from MIT 

Pretty huge dick, might insert tonight
Hey girl, I've got a Ph.D from MIT.

MIT offers a philosophy program?

Well, uh...
Ph.D from MIT by frame_limit August 5, 2011

ketchup mit 

a girl's vagina while on her period
Guy 1: You hit that last night? I though she was on her period?
Guy 2: Dude, I don't care. I taxed that ketchup mit.
ketchup mit by dinsker September 1, 2006
another term for the female hairless genitalia, freshly waxed vagina.
Wow man, that chick had a wicked wax mit.
wax mit by catdust January 3, 2012

Nepalese Mit 

When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.
Bert was so deep in her mountain goat like vagina he looked like he was wearing a Nepalese Mit.
Nepalese Mit by Frieda Shiels April 21, 2018

scratch.mit 

Person 1: lets use scratch.mit
Person 2: dont
scratch.mit by bizzylmao0 November 10, 2022