midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015

midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops

Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"

by muhkenuh December 21, 2010

Midget spinner

When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner

I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night

by Smolpener June 26, 2017

midget punching

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.

Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!

by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006

Midget arm

A Big Dick,
If you have a large dick yo can refer to it as a midget arm

From Dorrough's "Hood Bitch Fetish" : Ima get it goin", Get it goin, so i can go to the spot and hit her with this Midget Arm!

by BLacKSponge March 15, 2010

Midget Pinkies

A unusually long nipple. Generally defined as nipples being over 3/4" in length.

"Yeah, he's in the hospital. He was suckin' on Granny Raynor's midget pinkies and poked his eye out!!"

by JSnide October 3, 2008

Midget fart

A small fart that is quick and loud or quick and silent and VERY

SMELLY. or a small person aka A MOTHA FUCKIN TROLL. that is close or sitting next you that farts very loud and quick then doesnt care -.-

MAN1: dude did u hear tht fat chiks midget fart it smells like her tits!
MAN2: Ikno and shes like 4 ft tall!

by Alexvissosexy December 9, 2012