by DaBreadBoy March 22, 2022
Get the HOF menace mug.(Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of shock-satisfaction.
Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge
Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!
Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!
by Boy J, aka: mull January 13, 2009
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I am a menace
Smackin' his balls like in Tennis
Suckin' his d**k 'Til he finish
Not lettin' his semen replenish
Balls in my throat
Splooge in my mouth is my image
I'm not a joke
Got your man's ass in my scope
Extend his d**k down in my throat
These faggets know
I'm wearing his ass like a cloak
Now I'm his number one ho
These men I be bangin', p*n*s be slangin'
Mega d**k Sam is the one I be claimin'
He f**k like a beast, you cannot tamе 'em
We don't use condoms, this sh*t 'gon gеt dangerous!
He nut in my face now his p*n*s is floppin'
I lick up the nut while I'm runnin' his wallet
I call him the driller, his d**k like a rocket
I keep my lips spread while his balls is droppin'
My ass i CLOGGED
Shaft deep, down, down to his balls
I'm runnin' through men like he shufflin' cards
G spot Jumpin'
Tearing my walls
Quinching my thirst with the sweat off his balls
Whole lotta' f**kin'
b*t*h come strech me
as*h**e got n***as kickin' like Jet Li
Mouth is a bowl, and your nut is the recipe
Finish in my mouth then splooge on the rest of me
Whole lotta' n***as, whole lotta' faggets
See a buldge in your pants
And you know I gotta' grab it
All grey sweats, d**kprint gotta' have it
Bend that ass over lose the draws so I can stab it
I like d**k, big as sh*t
f**k my guts, f**k a clit
Make you c*m, with my tongue
Then inject me in my bum
He stay hard like a rock
Suck his d**k right through his socks
Smackin' his balls like in Tennis
Suckin' his d**k 'Til he finish
Not lettin' his semen replenish
Balls in my throat
Splooge in my mouth is my image
I'm not a joke
Got your man's ass in my scope
Extend his d**k down in my throat
These faggets know
I'm wearing his ass like a cloak
Now I'm his number one ho
These men I be bangin', p*n*s be slangin'
Mega d**k Sam is the one I be claimin'
He f**k like a beast, you cannot tamе 'em
We don't use condoms, this sh*t 'gon gеt dangerous!
He nut in my face now his p*n*s is floppin'
I lick up the nut while I'm runnin' his wallet
I call him the driller, his d**k like a rocket
I keep my lips spread while his balls is droppin'
My ass i CLOGGED
Shaft deep, down, down to his balls
I'm runnin' through men like he shufflin' cards
G spot Jumpin'
Tearing my walls
Quinching my thirst with the sweat off his balls
Whole lotta' f**kin'
b*t*h come strech me
as*h**e got n***as kickin' like Jet Li
Mouth is a bowl, and your nut is the recipe
Finish in my mouth then splooge on the rest of me
Whole lotta' n***as, whole lotta' faggets
See a buldge in your pants
And you know I gotta' grab it
All grey sweats, d**kprint gotta' have it
Bend that ass over lose the draws so I can stab it
I like d**k, big as sh*t
f**k my guts, f**k a clit
Make you c*m, with my tongue
Then inject me in my bum
He stay hard like a rock
Suck his d**k right through his socks
by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021
Get the i am a menace mug.Someone with the uncanny ability to consume alcohol to the point of regurgitation and continue beyond without the upchuck. This usually results in a lapse of memory for most of the night and the good possibility of forgetting to smoke, chase the opposite sex, or even merely behave in a civilized manner.
Guy 1:"Dude, I don't remember anything last night"
Guy 2:"That's because you were the blackout-menace!"
Guy 2:"That's because you were the blackout-menace!"
by Fuzzy Nutz January 8, 2009
Get the blackout-menace mug.Refers to a man with a boner walking or standing behind people while poking at them with his erect penis.
by Pee in the park June 7, 2005
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Get the facebook menace mug.A naughty man that is obsessed with eggs and will do anything to obtain them, including but not limited to stealing from poor old ladies, selling his body and pure raging when the shop sold out.
by Beltazar November 9, 2017
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