Wooly Mammoth

When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.

Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!

Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.

by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011

wooly mammoth

When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!

Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.

by Olivia Propps January 7, 2008

mamon

a snobish person or show off, often thinking he is better than others

carlos is such a mamon he won't even call me anymore

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Awkward Woolly Mammoth

Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.

Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*

Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.

such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.

by FranFine February 29, 2008

mammoth

Somthing that is F@$!ing awesome

Dude thats fricken mammoth!

by bubbalicous December 28, 2005

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010

Slay The Mammoth

In James Bond 007 Nightfire when a multiplayer game is set up with team battle with all super maxed stats rook bots, pistols, at fort knox up to 30 kills. with regular health for players, and 100% for rooks.

Kevin: Are your guys ready for some Slay The Mammoth?

Jim: Are you ready to get bum raped by some Rooks?

by Jibbodahibbo March 11, 2009