by BiloxiBacon24 April 20, 2024
Get the Mailboxingmug. One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.
The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Get the Sandhills mailbox golfmug. when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves
by holyblazer December 17, 2022
Get the mailbox dickmug. An 4-foot-high L-or-T-shaped bracket of timber with a mailbox mounted at the "upper" end; you temporarily clamp it to your existing mailbox so that the "auxiliary" mailbox extends out over the piled-up snowbank; with this simple/inexpensive set-up, the mail-carrier can still reach your box from his vehicle, but the huge blades on the D.O.T.'s snowplows will simply pass underneath the box, allowing the trucks' drivers' to just plow right on through without worrying about damaging your box.
Constructing and installing an extension-mailbox assembly is simple 'n' easy, costs very little (all you need are two or three large C-clamps, an ordinary plastic/metal mailbox, a couple 2X4s, and a little hardware to cobble it all together; these ordinary/everday items can often be obtained for free or next-to-nothing if you "go scrounging" at da nearest metal-scrapyard and/or are good buddies wif da local junk-dealer), and eliminates mailbox-plowing costs and/or tons (literally!) of snow-shoveling. Why glumly shell out twenty or thirty bucks after each and every blizzard to have someone drive out to your home and plow away the snow from your curbside, just so that you can receive a few pieces of junk mail each week???
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the extension-mailboxmug. by Smurf delights March 13, 2021
Get the Deer mailboxmug. They've been talking for 3 hours and I don't care about anything They've said they are such a mailbox
by Gamemaster6663 January 25, 2023
Get the Mailboxmug. by The Butt Muffin June 13, 2016
Get the Nebraskan Mailboxmug.