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Loring Park Fountain

A Loring Park Fountain is a sex act similar to a Bukkake, it is performed with a group of 3 or more guys forming a circle around someone who is on their knees with their mouth open like a baby bird. The guys then proceed to masturbate and ejaculate into the recipient's mouth and once everyone has finished the recipient gargles and sprays the cum into the air like a fountain.
I would really like to see Michele Bachmann receive a Loring Park Fountain with all the members of Congress blowing loads in her mouth.
by TheDukeOfPuke June 1, 2011
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Fnaf lore in a nutshell

Welcome to fnaf lore, where I will explain it in the quickest way possible
Ready?
Ok

*Ahem*

William afton and a guy make a cool place, youngest daughter of afton dies somehow and some son of his sees it, big brother who exists kills little brother (son from before) and william afton slaps children inculding a guys daugther (a guy from beginiing) the ghost of those children slap william and he goes dead for 30 years till rising again, big bro dies from his sister now ruling over the underground apparently, and he decides to destroy everything his father did, mr afton wakes up for the 20th time and burns with pupet, wire bear, clown, and grape. They all die exept for I always come back guy, who moves on to live underground with some woman caring for him.

I missed alot so son has nightmares, william goes to nevada (aka hell) and escapes to become a furry for the 240th time

Back to the point.

A kid beats the shit out of robots and afton and they all die the end!
I will go kms now!

I am glad you enjoyed my Fnaf lore in a nutshell
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dad lore

He went for bread or milk
Dad: "We run out of milk!"
You: "Then go and buy some"
Dad: "Bye-bye forever!"
You: "It is my dad lore"
by Kotia October 24, 2023
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Iceberg lore

An Iceberg lore is a term used to define all of something's lore that's isn't directly indicated clearly. It's something not many people will know. Or see, like an Iceberg, which is never fully visible.
The iceberg lore. How deep does it go?
by Petitpanier May 13, 2022
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fnaf lore

It pays for MatPat's rent
MatPat: i hate fnaf lore it's so complicated and it's ruining my life
also MatPat: fnaf lore gives me so much money
by FreddyFazbore March 1, 2023
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cassy-lore

Intricate story regarding C(ass)andra Cambo.
Can't believe the big plot twist in the cassy-lore was that a ton of bisexual people fall for her! Didn't see that (cum)ming!
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lore god

A profession that involves themself in doing text-acting and shall be referred to as a lore god.
"We are lore gods"

"all holy lore god"

"dick dog is a bitch"

"lore gods all love lore cat"

"lore gods are gay"

"im a lore god"
by Cabbage rat July 20, 2022
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