loompa-ist

When a chav or smick wears so much shitty fake tan they go orange and it’s offensive to oompa loompas

“your so pale, look how tan i am tho” “hun that’s not tan, it’s orange but it’s loompa-ist”

by anklebit3r July 22, 2020

Loopholing

1. (Adjective) Consistently returning to the same destructive behaviour as before with no reason dor doing so.

2. (Verb) For a male, ejaculating inside a woman without using a condom but not getting her pregnant therefore finding a loophole in the biological cycle. Hence loopholing.

Caity: 'I'm really worried about Chris, he's loopholing again and I don't know what do!'

Joe: 'Just tell him to use a condom!'

Caity: 'It's not that.....He's shitting in the sink again!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 10, 2020

Loophope

A technicality that allows an unfair law or rule to be bypassed without breaking the law

Friend 1: "Loopholes in the immigration law allows children to rejoin their parents."
Friend 2: "Wow, that's such a Loophope"

by Lielc3 March 9, 2021

Loophole Fucked

Finding a loop hole to fuck someone or fuck them over.

Damn Jon was in another state and had sex with someone else. He sure loophole fucked me.

by Oh Throbert May 18, 2022

Fupa loompa

A super short chubby faced fat girl that's looks scary and freaky, resembling an oompa loompa- also has a fat upper pussy area.

Snookie, that skeez is a Fupa loompa!

by Solomacn November 27, 2012

Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.

Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.

by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014

poop loophole

A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .

I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.

by Jldaha84 January 17, 2015