Longbottom

Total lot of arseholes who live in England and are so inbred they are like the filling of a sandwich. Their family tree is a wreath.

Oh my God that family looks like the longbottom's but worse.

by Medlev January 9, 2022

Longbingbingbong

A very powerful tool

public class LongBingBingBong

by fragen1999 April 22, 2022

Longbob

A „Longbob“ is a target at an extreme distance while hunting.

Depending on the animals size the distance can vary.
Longbob redfoxes start at about 270yd/250m, whereas a Whitetail Longbob starts at 380yd/350m+

Crikey Jo, that Fox you shot there was a true Longbob, must have been at least 300 yards!

by Endschieber March 19, 2025

Neville Longbottoming

At one point being super awkward at puberty being good to you and growing up to be super smexy.

He will be Neville Longbottoming through puberty

by The_otaku_geek_lord March 19, 2017

Milo.longbottom

A simp for Neville longbottom, Sofia Wylie, Cho Chang, lavender brown, Harry Potter, Jenna Ortega, Olivia rodrigo, Gina porter and more and is scared of moths and bugs and la llorona :)

Milo.longbottom is my bestie.
Milo.longbottom is scared of moths

by onebimaraudersfan July 24, 2021

Amphitheatre Longbowman

During the act of coitus, just before climax. The male will dismount his partner and shuffle back (to a distance of his choosing) if needed give himself a few more pumps, then he'll pick a spot on his partner's body then draw and shoot ejaculate from range.

Man, should have seen the Amphitheatre Longbowman I gave Sarah last night! That was from downrange! I should join the Olympic Team...

by V3L0C1TY! June 25, 2024

Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.

Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!

by s0larpower December 6, 2024