lipservice

Talking smack to impress people, without any particular promised action taking place.

Did you hear the State of the Union? Talk about lipservice!

by robbie March 23, 2005

Female Lapper

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.

Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?

by Buttons February 15, 2005

Nut lapper

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

by Mulciber January 10, 2004

biscuit lipped porchmonkey

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

by gmoney618 June 1, 2011

Lapper

A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.

Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."

by Smileywords June 2, 2015

swivel lipped

Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.

Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

Liper

Someone who bites lips while kissing

Yo shes such a liper

by H5hahahf September 3, 2019