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Lebanese Microwave

A stunt only done once, 50% of participants died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself shitting constantly

Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).

Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.

The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave

Playa: Want to bet?

Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet

Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit

Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that

Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you

Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power

Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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leBaron

Gord's car, a luxury vehicle.
You bet your boots its a leBaron!

I only see one leBaron here Freddy. Do you see two leBarons?
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Dude: Hey, wanna smoke of this crack I just got? Oh shit, this is just some Levamisole.
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Lebanon

A small town in Pa, with nothiing to do but hang out at the local Wal*Mart, football games and bowling on a Sunday night. The only good place to hang out is in Anville and you can get from point A to point B in 15 miuntues or less, and if it takes you 20 minutes, you got behind an old person. Theres many diners in the town, but the one to get Chocochip Pancakes at 2 in the morning is the Hearth and the best pizza is from A&M. We hang out in Mt. Gretna in the summer and buy 10 dollar sundeas for no reason and we have to drive anywhere to do decent shopping becasue our mall has 3 stores that are worth stopping for. Cedar Crest and Lebanon are the two schools that rule the area and everyone else sucks.
A: What should we be do tonight?
B: Theres nothing in Lebanon...
A: Let's go to Harrisburg
by lmo5052 March 5, 2009
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lebanon missouri

lebanon is a city in missouri that has a very large amount of drug bust for meth. most of the people here like to jump people instead fight one on one. i live here i know what it is like in the city but out side it is nice with lots of rivers
i hate living in lebanon missouri.... ( later that day) this is so much fun i love the river!
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Lebanon

Where babies come from
by Kelsey_Angel February 4, 2009
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leamington spa

Small town in the West Midlands, near to Coventry.

Known for.... well, fuck all actually.

Large and growing contingent of yuppies. Has a sizable student population.
One Underage Birmingham Kid to Another: Hey dude! Why don't we go drinking in Leam?? They NEVER ID us there.
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