Lay Rubber

To accelerate a vehicle quickly enough to spin the tires and leave a thin coating of rubber behind.

His mustang has enough horsepower to lay rubber in second gear.

by TH3W1R3D January 1, 2009

Lay a Wien

The act of using ones wiener in sexual intercourse. Derived from the expression "I wouldn't lay a finger on (noun)", and its converse, "I would lay a finger on (noun)" The amount of "wien" to be laid can be expressed through the use of numbers, which represents the intensity of ones desire to lay a wien. (Note: When using numbers, the word "wien" is NOT pluralized to "wiens." It remains "wien." Also, fractional values as numbers are not acceptable.)

I'd totally lay a wien on that chick.

I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.

I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.

by African Tinkler August 4, 2010

lay the towel down

railing your girlfriend, wi-fee, or any chick who is DTF while they are on the rag. (menstruating)

I don't really worry about head week anymore, I just pull the plug and lay the towel down.

"dude that chick is DTF, but She just started her rag."

"its ok, just pull the plug and lay the towel down."

by thereal801 June 6, 2009

Lay an Omar

To take a crap, to take a shit, to lay an omar

Oh Shitttttttttt, i need to lay an omar, brb!!!

by Phenominal Thunder February 11, 2010

Lay zhang

SEXY MANZ

Lay zhang is a HOT PAPITA LAY

by Skinnyfied March 2, 2019

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

Lay report

Lay reports (LRs) chronicle one's full-closes in his PUA journey. They are used to share information with others on the same path by detailing how they went from point A to point Bed.

Lay report by Smoothgame: We left the party together, and had a long awkward quite walk back to her apt. We got there still didnt say a word and proceeded to her room. i layed down on the bed and she turned on the tv and went to the bathroom to take off her nice clothes. We had already been making out before so i wasnt worried about first move.

She came out, and immediatly i went in for the kiss. things got hot and heavy, i did the push pull a couple times, and did the 3 steps forward, 2 back with me putting my hands down her pants. I can tell right away with body language when i put a finger down the pants if im gonna get lucky.. well lest just say she was quite lubricious. Clothes came off she got on. then the scary question " you have a condom" she asked, Fuck! i forgot tonight. so i replied no. She said no problem and went to the closet and pulled out a huge hand full of like 15 and threw them at me! i know what a slut huh..i was a good deal intoxicated (steer clear of that now) and got a case of the whiskeys fuckkkkk so i went down on this girl for like half hour did all sorts of good tricks and dirty things, finnally got a rager and banged for about an hour. next morning had amazing morning sex, she dropped me off and boom..another successful night

by Dboy123 January 12, 2010