the fucking God of gymnastics. and you're talking of fucking Zeus.
(claims to be) one of the best gymnasts out there but that's debatable.
(claims to be) one of the best gymnasts out there but that's debatable.
"Lance is such an asshole"
"Did Maggie ever go back to Lance's classes?"
"Lance Tucker is the only gymnast I know."
"Did Maggie ever go back to Lance's classes?"
"Lance Tucker is the only gymnast I know."
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A term associated with California Baptist University. Due to the lack of attractive females, males start to find below-average females attractive. Such as thinking a 4 or 5 is closer to a 7 or 8.
by Cowboy daddy January 24, 2023
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by dvs & j-po September 2, 2003
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"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
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"The only difference if I'm doing a movie is that I get the script a month ahead, and I become that guy, you know. *hesitating*. But they're allowing me to be a piece of this guy which is just as good."
Lance Henriksen -07
With the darkest voice ever:
"You proved yourself during the Blitz; held off enemy forces on the ground until reenforcement arrived"
Lance Henriksen -07
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Lance Henriksen -07
"The only difference if I'm doing a movie is that I get the script a month ahead, and I become that guy, you know. *hesitating*. But they're allowing me to be a piece of this guy which is just as good."
Lance Henriksen -07
With the darkest voice ever:
"You proved yourself during the Blitz; held off enemy forces on the ground until reenforcement arrived"
Lance Henriksen -07
All quotes are from "Mass Effect - by Bioware" (including this one)
by Deep Voice October 9, 2008
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