Lafterwaffle

An urban word equivelant to lie.

Pfft! Thats complete lafterwaffle!! -___-

by Herschel Van Der Schmut November 19, 2006

Lafft

The act of farting while sitting down and thinking you've gotten away with it, only to get up and find it's still there.

I thought it'd be safe to get up half way thought my flight, but there was an unexpected lafft.

by NoOneIsSafe January 26, 2010

loffee

loffee: ridiculously strong caffeine-rich drink: a drink containing caffeine and with a transformative effect that is made from the ground or processed seeds of a tropical tree

Cranky, Peter? Miss your loffee this morning?

by Shanna Lynn May 28, 2010

laffle

A laffle is when you start out with a chuckle and transition into a sudden bought of laughter.

When I was told the joke, at first I didn't understand, so I just chuckled. But then I understood the joke, so I laffled!
She told me a joke and it made me laffle.

by Mama Cook March 9, 2017

Luffed

Meaning Loved. Or luved, or lurved.

Ashley: Aww, I luff you.
Nick: I luff you too.

by Ashley March 29, 2005

No-Laffy Taffy

The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.

Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."

Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."

Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."

by -Mike Ryan- January 9, 2008

Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up

The art of downing several pints of Leffe whilst receiving a Blumpkin in the company of friends.

As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)

Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up

by .........2 October 28, 2007