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lacrosse

Way better than baseball, lacrosse is sport for rich high school and college kids. It is very popular in Canada and the states in the Northeast US (particularly Maryland), because of the region's abundance of aforementioned rich college kids. Its the only college level sport (excluding UMCP basketball) that Div. 1 college teams from Maryland are reliably good at.
Fan 1: Did you check out this years college lacrosse tourney brackets? Five of the 16 teams are from Maryland!

Fan 2: Wow, we may suck at college basketball and football but we rule at lacrosse!
by mdterp09 June 13, 2008
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lacrosse

lacrosse- one of the greatest sports ever (tied with football) 100 times better than baseball and all faggots who play baseball instead need to grow a dick
Lacrosse is such a nice sport that pats mom gave me head cuz she loved that i played it.
by lacrosse January 4, 2005
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lacrosse

A game where grown men wack each other with their sticks.
Cindy: I'm going to go play some lacrosse
Tom: But you don't have a stick
Cindy: shit!
by deathbyducttape May 22, 2007
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lacrosse

Sport in which men play who arent ass wipes like baseball players dang queers
by Cut June 5, 2007
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lacrosse

Where you can rip sick nasty shots with your liquid black ice 3000 titanium shaft and give each other "head" for christmas. Douche bags are invited to join. Heath says you have to be athletic to play lax, isnt that an oxymoron? ex. Heath sucks
Heath, who plays lacrosse is really really gay.
by heath is gay January 20, 2007
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lacrosse

A kick ass sport that is quickly growing mainly on the East Coast of the US of A. As yet, it is little recognized because though it has been around for over 500 years, making the oldest team sport in North America, it is just gaining popularity. TV stations are more and more televising games as it catches on.

In fact I went to the beach this past summer with a friend. After getting pounded by huge waves we played some lax then went in and watched a lacrosse tournament which Virginia won easily (no surprise there). This was the routine for about a week. Can you say "bliss?"

Oh, and some skater fags (i mean no offence to people who skate, there are skaters, who are pretty cool, and there are skater fags, who are well, fags) anyway, they tried to insult the sport saying it was a woman's sport (and they do play but differantly than men). I merely held out the stick to him and said "take the stick and try to get to my friend over there, i'll play D, no stick." he tried, gotta give him props for that but i just decked his ass right away. Ah, good times.

Just goes to prove sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut.
um didn't i give an example above?

skater fag: "lacrosse is a womans sport"

laxer: *decks skater fag*
by split360 November 26, 2006
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lacrosse

A mid-size sedan built by Buick. It's called the Allure in Canada, because "Lacrosse" is supposedly slang for masturbation in French Canada (i.e. Quebec).
Tell me all about the Lacrosse.

Well, it's smooth and it feels really good....
by shenehneh September 18, 2005
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