lincoln massage

The act of beating someone with a sock full of pennies, or "Lincolns".

That bitch better do what I say or I'll be giving her a Lincoln massage later tonight.

by Apollo_Creed January 13, 2014

Lincoln Potter

he has a pretty nice bod but one flat ass. once you get to know him you can't resist his massive man titties. you'll be wanting him to slap your ass

your name is lincoln potter you must be thick af

by uptownfunkslut June 08, 2020

Lincoln Tunnel

When a man gets inside his partner and stays there for 30-60 minutes (depending on the time of day), not moving more than an inch or so the entire time.

Man, the Lincoln Tunnel was brutal today. I didn't think he was ever going to get out of there!

by Jane B August 03, 2012

The Abraham Lincoln

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.

My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.

by DJ McBojangles March 07, 2015

stinkin lincoln

An EXTREMELY smelly bowel movement.

Pewey louie that was a stinkin lincoln!

by Sidenote October 09, 2006

steamy lincoln

After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.

"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"

by Andrew April 12, 2005

abe lincoln

When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.

I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.

by LouDAMan, TMAN August 23, 2008