Lick My nuts

Common response to any question.

1: Hey what time is it?
2: Lick My nuts bitch.

by XshadowsX April 26, 2005

spermy lick

To receive (or give) a sexual action incorporating licking male genitalia before ejaculation to aid in achieving ejaculation, or to lick male ejaculate from the male genetalia (or any other body part where it may land).

I can't wait to get home tonight, our lass has promised me a spermy lick.

That chick from the club was pure filth. I jizzed all over her arms and she cleaned herself up with a spermy lick. Every last drop.

by TheYorkshireViking August 30, 2017

Elk Lick

The act of licking from the butthole, through the gooch area, all the way to the clit (or balls) in one fell swoop.

"I saw you leave the party with that chick, how did it go?"
"Bro, I gave her the juiciest Elk Lick ever."
or
"Dude, what's wrong?"
"I was just with my girlfriend, and she hit me with an Elk Lick when I wasn't expecting it."

by yaboychuck May 28, 2018

National lick day

You can pick any part of somebody body and they can’t say anything about it

A day where you can lick anybody at anything national lick day

by Avery Finch/ Tyrone White April 11, 2019

longhorn lick

Longhorn Lick, similar to Raider Rash is an STD that cause the genital area to burn and chaff. Longhorn Lick effects those who have a sexual experience with someone who attends the University of Texas.

Guy: Yo! That chick from the party last night gave me Longhorn Lick! My dick is on fire.

Friend: Nah bro, she goes to to Texas Tech. That’s definitely Raider Rash.

by TheRamFam November 5, 2019

Hawaiian lick job

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.

His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job

by Choad hag December 4, 2021

Lick-Wilmerding

The hardest school jesus christ never take A2A. Anything under a 92% is unacceptable. Hella drama for no reason. Tons of hookup culture. Nice campus tho. And lots of good free bread, sometimes we even have an arcade!

Hey, what's your least favorite class at Lick-Wilmerding?
A2A.

by al pachenis March 28, 2022