Pocket Friggen Lems

The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.

"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"

by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007

LEM

When a hot girl sees your message but doesn't answer even after quite some time

- Hey bro Is Cardi coming to the party?
- I dont't know man I messaged her on facebook last week but she lem'ed me

by Gofri January 5, 2019

Lem

A guy/girl nickname who is very handsome/pretty. Strong person. A King/Queen. Funny and easy to get along with.

Lem is Cute.

by anonymous August 15, 2021

Grizzy and the Lemmings

The best cartoon, with the main characters bein Grizzy, a grizzly bear and many blue lemmings. They live in Canada, and the house is right next to a cliff (If you decide to jump out from the balcony you will fall down the cliff) and overall a pretty chill house. Grizzy likes to watch a documentary about salmons and eat salmon with Yummy (Chocolate, but instead of Nutella it is called Yummy) and the Lemmings like to party and annoy Grizzy, mostly by stealing his Chcolate and making noise.And usually this ends with Grizzy chasing the Lemmings down the road, falling off the cliff or something. At the end neither Grizzy nor the Lemmings win, they both lose. Supermaneuverable Air-Defense Fighter Aircraft such as Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II and Lockheed Martin F-22A Raptor and tanks such as Panzerkampfwagen IV and M1 Abrahams are not included.

Guy 1: "Do you watch Grizzy and the Lemmings?"

Guy 2: "No, that show's for kids"

Guy 1: *Pulls RPG-7 out of inventory*

Guy 1: "Say that again."

by DJIndustriez February 27, 2025

Lem

The answer

Vcoochieman: My sister died

Me: Lem

by peterlem7 October 19, 2020

toxicity lemming

A toxicity lemming is someone who acts toxic in a public space, particularly social media, simply because other people are also being toxic. They're a lemming falling off the cliff of toxicity. Especially relevant to politics.

"Ugh, Richard is such a toxicity lemming. Once Dan started getting shitty, Richard did too."

by milkghoul January 24, 2023

Lem

The prettiest most gorgeous person in the entire universe, they literally take your breath away with their beauty

Me: lem is the best ♡

by Peytawww July 13, 2023