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We (Lego 11031's) are going to steaaal
by Lego11031 October 16, 2023
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Lego Nerd

A young boy who is obsessed with lego and can recall any lego figure or part from memory. They can also talk about lego for hours as it is the most exciting and interesting topic in the world to them. They have great delight in designing their own lego minifigs and older boys often video them and make documentaries which they then upload to YouTube.
Timmy: "Have you seen Sam's lego collection, he has an entire closet with draws full of lego all sorted by color and size!"
Seth: "Yes, he is such a Lego Nerd!"
by the real Mrs B June 6, 2010
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lego hand

An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates too furiously resulting in an uncontrolable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.
Sorry Jim but you'll have to feed me today, I have lego hands.
by Carl Taylor November 7, 2006
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Lego Brick

A beer pong formation that is 2 cups wide and 3 cups long.
Dude: What rack do you want?
Bro: We'll take a lego brick.
by Dode February 10, 2009
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Lego Head

A hairstyle sculpted with so much Gel / Hairspray / Grease that is unchanged by the elements
Commonly sported by old alcoholics or slimey perverts.

"Look at that blokes Lego Head!"
by mrsarcasm March 18, 2009
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lego lesbian

Square bodied lesbian with no curves to speak of. The same as a butch or bull dyke lesbian. The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.
Don't go to that bar, it's stacked to the ceiling with lego lesbians.
by Rice May 3, 2004
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Lego Law

When you are not looking for something/someone you find it/them.
The boy knew that because of the lego law he would never find the girl he wanted if he was looking, so he stopped and she found him.
by Andy in WC March 1, 2008
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