The most beautiful girl in the whole world, even though she doesn't know that she is. She means the most to a guy who doesn't deserve someone so perfect. The perfect girl and the one that is right for me.
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A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?
Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012
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by William_James January 29, 2015
Get the Lauren mug.Lauren's are mysterious. They are quiet until you get to know them, then they open up and laugh with you until you're crying. They're kind and compassionate but if you mess with someone they love they are feisty in a way that will SCARE you because of how calm and loving they usually are. Don't mess with someone they love. They know how to shoot a gun and they aren't afraid to get dirty. They have a bubbly sense of humor and laugh easily. They will stop traffic and postpone plans to rescue a dog they see on the side of the road. They will move mountains for the ones they love and they are the most loyal people in the world. Lauren's are beautiful. Their eyes have secrets but their hearts are transparent. They rock absolutely everything they wear and they have an amazing sense of style. Lauren's are incredibly hard workers and everything they become a part of is made better because of them. If you are lucky enough to have a Lauren, cherish her. She will enrich the life of everyone she loves.
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Aww what a sweet dog! Yes, Lauren rescued her this morning.
Aww what a sweet dog! Yes, Lauren rescued her this morning.
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