L.L.F.

1. Lives Life Focused.
2. A crew in Baltimore that Lives Life Focused.
3. Is comprised of Urrigance, Ice Cream Ike, Mr. Stay Fly (M.SF), and many more other African American males.
4. L.L.F. is not fly, they levitate.

Oh shit, thats them L.L.F. niggaz!!!! Them niggaz ain't fly, they levitate!!!

by M.SF December 14, 2008

V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Most notably referring to 2008 Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin.

"Wow, I don't think I could spend four years forced to look at Joe Biden on CSPAN."

"We won't have to if the GOP pulls through, Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F."

"Dude, you're right. She's hot."

by wickliffe November 1, 2008

Lazy Face Syndrome [L.F.S.]

The often recurring condition in which the state of one's face appears to feel as if it is "lazy," and/or "droopy" due to their current state of being stoned.

It could also be described as the condition of lacking initiative and motivation to move.

Man, Bob sure is suffering from a serious case of Lazy Face Syndrome L.F.S., he has been sitting in that chair doing nothing and drifting off into space this whole party.

by TheSmokeBloke August 15, 2008

V.P.I.L.F.

Vice President I'd Like To Fuck

Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F.

by Jmaccobo October 21, 2008

S.M.I.L.F

A Sheeps mother I'd like to fuck. S.M.I.L.F

Arghhh, I saw Welshy's sheeps mom, I'd love to fuck that now!

What a sexy S.M.I.L.F she is!

by RD25 and 30+ sheeps in a field July 3, 2008

P.I.L.F.

Poppa I'd Like to Fuck, could also be used as D.I.L.F. or F.I.L.F. (Daddy or Father, respectively).

I was damn sexy before, but now that my baby was born I'm a P.I.L.F.

by Gr8Ralphy4u October 22, 2006

M.I.L.F.

Mature Invitation to Loin-based Fraternization.

Mark's mom kept pursuing the matter, and I was inclined to agree with her since everyone knew what a M.I.L.F. she was.

by Jimmy-Jam April 29, 2006