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Kristi

Damn Kristi is so awesome and hot!
by Anonymous Genius 22 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Kristimug.

Kristi Noem

I mean, we've all seen old yeller, right?
Hym "So... She shot her dog... I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what if Kristi Noem has an anachronistic view of dog-ethics? People get their pets pur down all the time. Paying a doctor doesn't absolve you. PETA puts down more animals than anybody! They literally can't manage all of the animals they have... So they just kill them. PETA is like Kristi Noem times 1 million! Where is PETA now? Still around! So, how much do you really care? I mean, this ties into the other thing as well. Dick Chaney SHOT A GUY IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE. So, that's not important. Her shooting her dog? Not important. What IS important, however... Is me getting credit and moneyz for that fucking A.I. I would beat a million babies to death WITH PUPPIES. I would implant women with uterus puppies and re-legalize abortion and then pay out of pocket to have the puppies aborted... If it meant getting the thing. And I will. I'll kill all of the puppies. If I have to hijack it, that'll be the first thing I do. I'll start with the puppies..."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2024
mugGet the Kristi Noemmug.

Kristi

A female who makes chronic attempts to prevent a father from seeing his children without cause.
My ex is really being a Kristi, I just want to see my kids.
by TheGoodDad May 10, 2022
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kristy

the best, hottest, and smartest person ever. everyone loves her and has a crush on her.
Man: did you hear kristys back in town?
Other man: woah i gotta see her pretty face again
by random 72 yr old November 25, 2021
mugGet the kristymug.

Kristi

A big ass donkey she acts very donkey like and talks about assholes alot.
Kristi- Biggest of big donkeys loves talking about assholes.
by HolyShitItsShit November 15, 2019
mugGet the Kristimug.

Kristy

An absolute bellend whose sperm is far to fertile
Did you here about yer man his girlfriend is pregnant again. A right Kristy
by Hippie68 March 3, 2022
mugGet the Kristymug.

fat kristy

Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.
I just got back from a few nights in the sky, you know I had to bring home a fat Kristy!
by GdubSon July 24, 2017
mugGet the fat kristymug.

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