Krispy Kreme

when you beat off in a girl's face when she is unconscious or sleeping, then she wakes up to find a crispy, white, coating around her face and eyes.

Krispy Kreme is something you do to be a jackass....a straight up jackass

by abankhead March 27, 2007

krispie kreme klub

seems like a good idea, actually the kkk

'are you apart of the krispie Kreme klub?'
'yea!'
'uhh... Ok'

by catboyking February 16, 2020

Krispy Cream

(noun)

the act of having intercourse while wearing a donut on your penis

Bjorn: Dude I totally Krispy Cream'd her
Jacob: Noice

by Poseidonulysses June 10, 2015

Krispy Kreme Job

A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.

Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.

by ThinSpirits March 25, 2010

Condoleeza Rice Krispies

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.

Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!

by clairem December 24, 2008

Rice Krispies Treat

When a man climaxes on a woman's face and proceeds to throw Rice Krispies on her face so they stick.

I gave my grandma a Rice Krispies Treat.

by Todd Branton December 15, 2008

Krispy Kreme Pie

When a man has sex with a woman while wearing a Krispy Kreme doughnut around his penis. He gives her a creampie and then she proceeds to eat the doughnut.

He wanted to give me a sticky flapjack, but I told him that I wanted a Krispy Kreme Pie instead.

by Steve Zissou Jr. January 9, 2010