trapper keeper of sadness

A person or group of person(s) that play professional football in the city of Cleveland, Ohio.

The Cleveland Browns can't ever seem to get their shit together, they are a Trapper Keeper of Sadness

by DinosaurFRUIT September 8, 2020

krispy kreme donut hand

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut

"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"

by imakegob00m911 December 1, 2022

hot krispy kreme

A sex move where the recipient female is being intercoursed from the rear, in the canine style, and just before her partner ejaculates, he pulls an ass cheek to the side so as to expose her butthole, and using the other hand, gives the female's butthole a hard, swift, open palm slap in a smooth, downward motion, so as to cause a warm, stinging sensation. At this point, the male partner ejaculates onto the freshly slapped butthole, thereby "glazing the donut."

"My girl likes sex a little rough, so she always asks for a hot krispy kreme to finish up the booty call"

by LemonPartyRingleader March 21, 2017

Tard Keeper

A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.

I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.

by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

crypt keeper

A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.

Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?

You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011

Kreetta

A girl with blonde ish brown ish hair, she has blue/eyes she is so funny and so so gorgeous and she deserves a boy that can singer and plays the guitar..... she is one of a kind because her name doesn’t appear on this but anyways
SHE IS SO STUNNING

“Omg, kreetta is so hawtttt”

by Kokoxc December 2, 2018

jennifer kerper

The most perfect girl In the entire world , she's nice , cute , adorable , beautiful, gorgeous , kind, sweet , funny, and just so perfect , and Austin just loves her to death ! , They would make a cute couple. If you ever met her your so lucky . Like she's breathe taking when you lay eyes on her .

Perfect . Adorable. Gorgeous. Love her. Jennifer kerper.

by Daniell Austin November 16, 2013