Killing kittens

Listening to emo music...
also masterbation

Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten

by Evoon August 8, 2005

Swamp Kittens

That group of kids in your class that are weird but so cool at the same time (and pretty)

those swamp kittens are really annoying

by Helloitsmevictoria August 13, 2019

Kittens

A replacement for the "f-word" since nobody loves f-bombs but everyone loves kittens.

Omgaaahhhh I kittens love donuts!!

by I_didnt_do_it July 22, 2016

Nittany Kittens

The mascot at Penn State University.

Penn State's football team is as menacing as a basket full of nittany kittens.

by DrFrisker February 23, 2009

kittens' noses

Female nipples.

Look at those kittens' noses.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Drown some kittens

To open one's bowels. Take a dump. Have a shit.

Pass the newspaper, love, I'm away to drown some kittens.

by lardeboy July 8, 2006

saving kittens

Saving kittens, also known as sex. A code phrase to refer to sex when in public, or around parents.

Did you end up saving kittens this weekend?

No, I didn't get any sex at all!

by fadeproofmonkey January 15, 2009