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To Perform the action of telling people you're gonna kill yourself, but when in actuality, you aren't/won't:
Man I hate Stacy, she pulled a Kimmel.
Kimmel by TheHandlebar August 20, 2017
(Noun) - Someone who does their (job) extremely poorly although never receives critisism for it due to their ability to do tasks they aren't supposed to do well.

(Verb) - Doing a task poorly but getting away with it as a result of doing a completely different task well.
"This man simply can't (defend), he better get pushined for this"

"Nah, he's a Kimmich, he'll get away with it again"
Kimmich by Strait facts April 23, 2019
The art of missing one theft while reviewing another theft.
“I was reviewing CCTV and totally got kimmied.”

“At least you didn’t get kimmied”
Kimmied by BipolarSoviet July 6, 2020
To ignore someone out of nowhere or to fall asleep on someone
Why are you kimming me ? Did I do something wrong ?
Kimming by 3hunnedBangBang May 12, 2015

Kimpie Paarntie 

A dutch word. It can be used as a swear word or a type as food.
Dont be so stupid, you dirty Kimpie Paarntie!

I ate a kimpie paarntie

Kimmerle 

A loving person with blonde hair , freckles, blue eyes and LOVES BEING FUNNY. Always has sympathy and will always have your back. Kimmerle is badass and always knows what she is doing- thats a lie, shes a dumb blonde with love!
kimmerle luvs youuuu
Kimmerle by Definition_babie January 11, 2018